Give up chickens - No Way
Eat a raw egg - Sure
Golf in a thunderstorm - Done it and it's fun
Go on a date with PC - I'm with me now and it's really bad
Sleep in a chicken coop - Napped in mine
Light self on fire - Done it but not doing it again
Streak - Done it and will do it again
French kiss a chicken - That's personal
Go snipe hunting - I'm gonna get it eventually
Kiss a snapping turtle - Sure
Vote for Obama - Only subtle political jabs allowed here
Vote for Obama again - See Vote for Obama
Cheat on your spouse/SO (ooooohhh boy) - Nope, never did and never will
Move To LCRT's house in Canada - Is my room ready yet LCRT?
Shave your head - Shave my whole body for $10k (No hair jokes please)