Happy dancing over here! I went to the vet that takes care of exotic animals to see if they would euthanize him and the vet tech said that her brother and his girlfriend have guineas, peacocks, turkeys and chickens and might take him. She (vet tech) just called and told me that they said to bring him over. Yay! He'll get to have his chicken life on the farm and I won't drive my neighbors crazy. Happy Friday!