I think this is from "Hen and the Art of Chicken Maintenance". I'll double check when i get home. Ya'll should check it out- its a terribly funny book.
OK, I am going to HAVE to stop reading the boards at work, or they are going to either figure out something is up and fire me, or put me on lithium for being a little loopy and laughing outloud at random times for "unknown" reasons.
Oh Lord!!!!!!!!!!! I think I just ruptured something vital while I was choking, laughing, and rolling around on the floor with the cats, chicks, ducks and chihuahua watching me.