If you consider it sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting all day hoping the food will swim by,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you're proud that your state makes national news 96 nights a year because you have the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You might live in Minnesota .
If your Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If someone in a store offers you assistance - and they don't work there,
You might live in Minnesota.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Minnesota .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you measure distance in hours,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you know several people who have hit deer more than once - in the same day,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Minnesota.
If you install security lights on your house and garage - and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in Minnesota .
If there are 7 empty cars idling in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you know all 4 seasons as: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Roads Under Construction,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you reckon "a brat" is something you eat,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you find -10 degrees, "a little chilly",
You might live in Minnesota ..
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you're proud that your state makes national news 96 nights a year because you have the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You might live in Minnesota .
If your Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If someone in a store offers you assistance - and they don't work there,
You might live in Minnesota.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Minnesota .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you measure distance in hours,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you know several people who have hit deer more than once - in the same day,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Minnesota.
If you install security lights on your house and garage - and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in Minnesota .
If there are 7 empty cars idling in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you know all 4 seasons as: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Roads Under Construction,
You might live in Minnesota .
If you reckon "a brat" is something you eat,
You might live in Minnesota ..
If you find -10 degrees, "a little chilly",
You might live in Minnesota ..
