Oh I can't answer that.
I'm afraid of the poodle hoard that might show up.
Now that's the stuff of nightmares.
Imp
I'm afraid of the poodle hoard that might show up.
Now that's the stuff of nightmares.
Imp
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*Admires the order this peacock has brought to the thread and the respect commanded*
*displays gorgeous train of 4th year feathers*
*preens and admires self*
*struts around ensuring everyone is in his/her respective place and getting shut-eye for tomorrow's antics*
*flies up to the top of a 100 year Douglas fir*
*sings out a call bidding the setting sun and all the birds goodnight*
*Admires the order this peacock has brought to the thread and the respect commanded*
*displays gorgeous train of 4th year feathers*
*preens and admires self*
*struts around ensuring everyone is in his/her respective place and getting shut-eye for tomorrow's antics*
*flies up to the top of a 100 year Douglas fir*
*sings out a call bidding the setting sun and all the birds goodnight*
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Can you use a brand with the letter "T" instead of the poker? "T" is for Taz.
Please clarify:
Are you asking me to brand the red hen -- as in, YOUR property?!
OR,
Are you asking me to bend you over and brand your ars--er, brand you with a T?!
The red hen is currently unavailable -- she has duties to attend to, bread to make, and tea to have with the ladies (and perhaps an old Spook) in the morning.
You seem to be a teen-ager, to wit "brat"tish taz(manian devil), thus you have not yet earned your rights of passage to drink tea with the ladies and an elder Spook, as evidenced by the fact that you asked one lady to brand another lady. Tsk tsk tsk. For shame.
Taz, go clean your room. And while you're at it, clean out the bird coops of everyone in this thread. If you do a good job, I'll fry you an egg.
The "T" is for Taz but should be placed via red hot brand only on people other than Taz. Redhen will have recovered enough to make bread by mid morning. I will also have you know that Taz is brattish but is not exactly a teenager. BrattishTaz also does not clean coops because she waits for her daughters (who are teenagers) to annoy her and then makes them do it as punishment. AND Taz does not like tea unless it is cold and very sweet, she is southern after all.
Can you use a brand with the letter "T" instead of the poker? "T" is for Taz.
Please clarify:
Are you asking me to brand the red hen -- as in, YOUR property?!
OR,
Are you asking me to bend you over and brand your ars--er, brand you with a T?!
The red hen is currently unavailable -- she has duties to attend to, bread to make, and tea to have with the ladies (and perhaps an old Spook) in the morning.
You seem to be a teen-ager, to wit "brat"tish taz(manian devil), thus you have not yet earned your rights of passage to drink tea with the ladies and an elder Spook, as evidenced by the fact that you asked one lady to brand another lady. Tsk tsk tsk. For shame.
Taz, go clean your room. And while you're at it, clean out the bird coops of everyone in this thread. If you do a good job, I'll fry you an egg.
The "T" is for Taz but should be placed via red hot brand only on people other than Taz. Redhen will have recovered enough to make bread by mid morning. I will also have you know that Taz is brattish but is not exactly a teenager. BrattishTaz also does not clean coops because she waits for her daughters (who are teenagers) to annoy her and then makes them do it as punishment. AND Taz does not like tea unless it is cold and very sweet, she is southern after all.
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Please clarify:
Are you asking me to brand the red hen -- as in, YOUR property?!
OR,
Are you asking me to bend you over and brand your ars--er, brand you with a T?!
The red hen is currently unavailable -- she has duties to attend to, bread to make, and tea to have with the ladies (and perhaps an old Spook) in the morning.
You seem to be a teen-ager, to wit "brat"tish taz(manian devil), thus you have not yet earned your rights of passage to drink tea with the ladies and an elder Spook, as evidenced by the fact that you asked one lady to brand another lady. Tsk tsk tsk. For shame.
Taz, go clean your room. And while you're at it, clean out the bird coops of everyone in this thread. If you do a good job, I'll fry you an egg.
The "T" is for Taz but should be placed via red hot brand only on people other than Taz. Redhen will have recovered enough to make bread by mid morning. I will also have you know that Taz is brattish but is not exactly a teenager. BrattishTaz also does not clean coops because she waits for her daughters (who are teenagers) to annoy her and then makes them do it as punishment. AND Taz does not like tea unless it is cold and very sweet, she is southern after all.
If you rescind your request to have the red hen branded southern-style for your *clears throat* um, "acreage", then I'll agree to have tea with you under the cool of a shade tree dripping with Spanish moss.
G'night, Taz. I gotta gets to bed.
Please clarify:
Are you asking me to brand the red hen -- as in, YOUR property?!
OR,
Are you asking me to bend you over and brand your ars--er, brand you with a T?!
The red hen is currently unavailable -- she has duties to attend to, bread to make, and tea to have with the ladies (and perhaps an old Spook) in the morning.
You seem to be a teen-ager, to wit "brat"tish taz(manian devil), thus you have not yet earned your rights of passage to drink tea with the ladies and an elder Spook, as evidenced by the fact that you asked one lady to brand another lady. Tsk tsk tsk. For shame.
Taz, go clean your room. And while you're at it, clean out the bird coops of everyone in this thread. If you do a good job, I'll fry you an egg.
The "T" is for Taz but should be placed via red hot brand only on people other than Taz. Redhen will have recovered enough to make bread by mid morning. I will also have you know that Taz is brattish but is not exactly a teenager. BrattishTaz also does not clean coops because she waits for her daughters (who are teenagers) to annoy her and then makes them do it as punishment. AND Taz does not like tea unless it is cold and very sweet, she is southern after all.
If you rescind your request to have the red hen branded southern-style for your *clears throat* um, "acreage", then I'll agree to have tea with you under the cool of a shade tree dripping with Spanish moss.
G'night, Taz. I gotta gets to bed.
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The "T" is for Taz but should be placed via red hot brand only on people other than Taz. Redhen will have recovered enough to make bread by mid morning. I will also have you know that Taz is brattish but is not exactly a teenager. BrattishTaz also does not clean coops because she waits for her daughters (who are teenagers) to annoy her and then makes them do it as punishment. AND Taz does not like tea unless it is cold and very sweet, she is southern after all.
If you rescind your request to have the red hen branded southern-style for your *clears throat* um, "acreage", then I'll agree to have tea with you under the cool of a shade tree dripping with Spanish moss.
G'night, Taz. I gotta gets to bed.
OR We can brand Redhen with the "T" and laugh about it under a shade tree while drinking a cold glass of sweet tea.
Doesn't that sound like a better plan?
Good night.
The "T" is for Taz but should be placed via red hot brand only on people other than Taz. Redhen will have recovered enough to make bread by mid morning. I will also have you know that Taz is brattish but is not exactly a teenager. BrattishTaz also does not clean coops because she waits for her daughters (who are teenagers) to annoy her and then makes them do it as punishment. AND Taz does not like tea unless it is cold and very sweet, she is southern after all.
If you rescind your request to have the red hen branded southern-style for your *clears throat* um, "acreage", then I'll agree to have tea with you under the cool of a shade tree dripping with Spanish moss.
G'night, Taz. I gotta gets to bed.
OR We can brand Redhen with the "T" and laugh about it under a shade tree while drinking a cold glass of sweet tea.
Good night.
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Honestly, I don't know why the Red Hen wants anything near her hiney. All I wanted to do was tuck her into bed, rub some oil on her legs to keep the bed bugs from biting, and then this hiney issue came up. Kinda like a kid getting out of bed asking for a glass of water. Always a bad idea because the next time they get out of bed they want you to change their sheets.
G'night all.
Night Red Hen.
Night John Boy
Night Em
Night Sue-Ellen
Night Taz, Spook, warlock, orchid, fmb . . .garsh darn it! I can't remember everyone's names! Just git to bed -- ALL OF YOU!!
G'night all.
Night Red Hen.
Night John Boy
Night Em
Night Sue-Ellen
Night Taz, Spook, warlock, orchid, fmb . . .garsh darn it! I can't remember everyone's names! Just git to bed -- ALL OF YOU!!
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