French frogs

[frmboyinthecity]

She lives with me. You can't just turn this off like a switch
I get a lot of elbows under the table

I do too! You guys crack me up!

 

[scflock]

I figured it would be more shin kicks...

Depends if we are side by side or facing each other, but both are equally effective

I know I'm in trouble when it progresses to the exasperated sigh

 

[scflock]

She doesn't play along???

I'm only allowed to say...koozie... if we are...drinking...

 

[rossfam06]

I'm only allowed to say...koozie... if we are...drinking...

Well that sucks. But probably a more appropriate time.

 

[OrganicFarmWife]

LMAO I think every man gets used to the shin kicks...Mine calls me abusive But it never has stopped him from talking

 

[rossfam06]

I don't hit or kick. I just give a look
...only if I know he goes over board. He can say whatever he wants except cursing in front of the kids. That's not allowed.

 

[scflock]

I don't hit or kick. I just give a look
...only if I know he goes over board. He can say whatever he wants except cursing in front of the kids. That's not allowed.

The look hurts much worse than the kicks or punches

 

[OrganicFarmWife]

Nah, until I hit him, he is completely oblivious to the look....

 

[scflock]

Nah, until I hit him, he is completely oblivious to the look....

Physical pain is fleeting, but the mental torture for the rest of the evening isn't worth it

 

[rossfam06]

We made it to number 3 on the threads!