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[MaggieRae]

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Gosh, I like that.

 

[saddina]

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We did that on our first anniversarry, a co-worker wished me congrats for staying married a whole year (it was a first for me), so I tried to spring it on him the next day (the 19th)... she ratted me out.

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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Oh lord there is something about this thread.... (checks schedule to fit in more baby-sewing).

Should I be on the lookout?

 

[saddina]

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Oh lord there is something about this thread.... (checks schedule to fit in more baby-sewing).

Should I be on the lookout?

Honey you better be nowhere near any babies made.... we'll all line up to beat sense into you for that one.

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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Should I be on the lookout?

Honey you better be nowhere near any babies made.... we'll all line up to beat sense into you for that one.

My mom would probably kill me for getting any girl pregnant.

 

[call ducks]

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Should I be on the lookout?

Honey you better be nowhere near any babies made.... we'll all line up to beat sense into you for that one.

where is the beat up smiley when i need it... and saddina can beat you up 2 times 1 time for me... lol nahhh we are that mean

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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Honey you better be nowhere near any babies made.... we'll all line up to beat sense into you for that one.

where is the beat up smiley when i need it... and saddina can beat you up 2 times 1 time for me... lol nahhh we are that mean

 

[saddina]

I have married a man who a week before a large project is due for college:

"honey, you don't mind making me a dozen dinsosaur dress up masks right?"

You're freeking 35 and you're asking your wife to do your project?

 

[Boyd]

There's no way to balance my Karma.

Heresy by NIN -

He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see
He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity
He dreamed a God up and called it Christianity
God is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there
He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
He made a virus that would kill off all the swine
His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
Demands devotion atrocities done in his name
God is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there
Your God is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there
God is dead and no one cares
If there is a hell I'll see you there your God is dead
God is dead and no one cares
And no one cares drowning in his own hypocrisy
And if there is a hell I will see you see you there

Burning with your God in humility
Will you die for this?

 

[lovesduckies]

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can you send some snowy mallards my way lol...

i'm kidding.. or am i?