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[chickencoop31320]

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Nobody can get ice cubes from our freezer without the dogs showing up for theirs. It's their favorite treat

it's not something they usually have and the only reason he wants it is because the little rat was after it, he's such a bully.

 

[chickencoop31320]

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Next question is: why is your co-worker drinking beer at work?

Y'all have a pretty cool boss or what?

 

[chickencoop31320]

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Last question: doesn't your co-worker know they put those plastic rings on the beer cans so you don't loose any as you drink them?

 

[Southernbelle]

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Here we are back to innocence again. I have to say, it just doesn't work for any of us here....

In my own defense, I think naked necked birds are ugly and that's Ella's favorite kind. I promised her her very own Naked Necked chickens last year when I rehomed my Turken cockrel. We looked at pictures and she wanted Showgirls. At least they'll go broody for me.

I placed a Wanted-to-Buy ad for Showgirl eggs and someone PMed me - they're going to send me a bunch for the cost of shipping.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Last question: doesn't your co-worker know they put those plastic rings on the beer cans so you don't loose any as you drink them?

 

[debilorrah]

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Last question: doesn't your co-worker know they put those plastic rings on the beer cans so you don't loose any as you drink them?

Maybe I should re-phrase

A few fries short of a happy meal
Toys in the attic
All her dogs aint barkin
Both oars not in the water
Not the bright bulb in the Marquis
Not the brightest candle on the cake
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

 

[Southernbelle]

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I knew you'd understand!

 

[chickencoop31320]

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Last question: doesn't your co-worker know they put those plastic rings on the beer cans so you don't loose any as you drink them?

Maybe I should re-phrase

A few fries short of a happy meal
Toys in the attic
All her dogs aint barkin
Both oars not in the water
Not the bright bulb in the Marquis
Not the brightest candle on the cake
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

A couple of sammiches short of a pic a nic basket?
Not the brightest crayon in the box?
Not the sharpest tool in the shed?
Her elevator don't go all the way up to the penthouse?
...
...

Just what are you trying to say about her???

 

[dacjohns]

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Last question: doesn't your co-worker know they put those plastic rings on the beer cans so you don't loose any as you drink them?

Maybe I should re-phrase

A few fries short of a happy meal
Toys in the attic
All her dogs aint barkin
Both oars not in the water
Not the bright bulb in the Marquis
Not the brightest candle on the cake
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Now you're confusing the issue.

 

[chickencoop31320]

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I want some