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[The Poultry Peanut]

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I have no idea what to say

You are so darling. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.

But I don't have cancer!

 

[Nupine]

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You are so darling. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.

But I don't have cancer!

Well...if you do, I'll eat it.

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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But I don't have cancer!

Well...if you do, I'll eat it.

Is that sanitary?

 

[Southernbelle]

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That's what I call an "aware" man.

That's what I get for marrying an engineer - he's too smart and an analytical thinker.

But our kids are brilliant, so hopefully they're on track for that plan we discussed recently ... where they finance our widowhood with fancy horses and stable help. So there's an up side.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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There ya go. I admire the way you think Karen. You got some brilliance in your genes too, you know.

 

[Boyd]

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And...you've got a smile that it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories, where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see your face, it takes me away to that special place, and if I'd stare too long, I'd probably break down and cry.

Peanut,

You've reached a special place in her heart. She only quotes Guns n Roses lyrics to a select few...

am I seeing an internet

develop here?

 

[Boyd]

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You are so darling. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.

But I don't have cancer!

actually its an obscure reference to heroine addiction found in heart shaped box.

 

[maple]

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You feelin' better today Mape?

you mean mind wise? eh.

Health wise? eh. I'm friggon swelling---see it in my feet and feel it in my heart with exercise, so I upped my diuretics to relieve the pressure from my heart so I'm peein alot and I'm watching grandma's dog who's got major issues with storms and guess what we had last night? a storm...so I'm here at grannies getting doggy's sedatives.

And now Zoe's all hacking and coughing again and my nose is still congested and granny's air is broke so I'm hot. Gotta come back tomorrow when the air repair guy comes.

and tryin my darnest to not be so darned cynical right now and find joy and laughter in life.

so i did something i never did before in the store the other day... i tooted but didn't think it would make a noise but it did so I blamed it on my oldest, Zoe 8 yrs, and know what she did a minute later? pushed one out on her own...I got the giggles big time.

 

[Southernbelle]

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There ya go. I admire the way you think Karen. You got some brilliance in your genes too, you know.

Why thank you, Buff.

I stopped working just now so I could make sure to say bye to you before you left at 4, but you must've snuck out a few minutes early. See you tomorrow!

 

[Boyd]

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Sanity is relative

Again,MY LINE,ancient one.

actually that was Manson's line.