how is he with talkin-back, sneakin' out with buddies, and off-color jokes? If he can pass these tests, I'll trade you straight across for 2 Welsummer Roosters with attitude, one large shedding dog, and the pot roast in my crock pot tonight.
Wait wait, I can beat Chickbond's trade - you can have my DH who's a GREAT yard man PLUS two fatty shedding noisy cats AND both my jobs!
[Take THAT Chickbond!]