Funniest Bumper Stickers or Signs Thread!

[SunnyDawn]

Our son has a t-shirt that has a picture of a spoon on it and reads CEREAL KILLER in large letters.

My Dad used to have a plaque that read DOING A GOOD JOB AROUND HERE IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS IN A DARK SUIT. YOU GET A WARM FEELING BUT NOBODY NOTICES

My favorite was a button I used to have up at work that read THE 70s??? YES I WAS THERE. NO I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT.

 

[PineappleMama]

Had someone actually throw their car in reverse and back up at the bank drive through....

If you're close enough to read this then you're close enough for me to flick a booger onto your windshield.

Dang I miss that sticker. Here are some I've got over on my Braingle Wiki....

Words Of Pineapply [and others] Wisdom:

Life bites then you die, toss the salad let's all eat pie.

Pineapple is "the fruit of hospitality"... Beans, while musical, are not.

Chocolate is a vegetable... it comes from beans!!

Piney does NOT like spongebob... is not Hawaiian... and while spikey, her hair is NOT green.

Sometimes you have being a victim forced upon you. Being a survivor instead takes a lot more work, but is well worth it. Fight the good fight!

May the Coffee Be With You!

Use your freakin' blinker, it's that little stick poking out the side of the big round wheel!

Morning people say Darkness Falls.... Night Owls say Daylight Pounces.

You're knowledgeable when you know the rules.
You're wise when you know the exceptions to the rules.
~Papa~

From over at mentalfloss.com

And if you wanna see some politically ones, remember I'm a Libertarian so fair warning if they offend you, visit my Libertarian Support page in my Braingle Wiki at
http://www.braingle.com/community/wiki.php?user=PineappleMama&page=Libertarian_Support

But as a sample... I just love this sticker (also available in a shirt)

 

[shelleyd2008]

I used to have a window decal that said "Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an ---hole".

Then I had another one that said "You've just been passed by a GIRL"...I thought that one was pretty funny

 

[SLWyandotte]

some bumper stickers i have had.

"My delinquent is sleeping with your honor student."

"the surgeon general has now proven that bothering me before my first cup of coffee is hazardous to your health."

"Keep honking!! I'm re-loading!!"

stuck this on on DW's car "if you are gonna ride my A%* you better be pulling my hair!!" she made me take it off

"five days a week my body is a temple, the other 2 days it's an amusement park!!"

one of the dw's current ones. " I believe in dragons, fairies, GOOD MEN, and other mythical creatures."

"I got a liberal arts degree. would you like fries with that?"

"yes my truck is from the nixon administration, now move your go cart before i run over it!!!"

picture of a wrecked car "they don't make them like they used to. my horse never ran into a tree when i drove him drunk!!"

"break into my house and may god have mercy on you........ i won't"

another of the DW"S "wanted: a new husband. no experience required. will train."

 

[gavinandallison]

Quote:
LOVE this one !!!!!!!!!!

 

[MrsKemmerlin]

SLWyandotte, I laughed the whole way through!

 

[Q9]

Always count on Boyd and PM to come through with hilariously awesome ones.

Here's a few I've seen -

"I'm one of those bitter people who clings to my guns and my religion."

"Fight crime - SHOOT BACK!"

"I love cats - I just can't eat a whole one by myself."

 

[quintinp]

hahaha