Funniest BYC'er quotes: Post Yours!

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LOL, Here are my all time favorites!!

Green Family Farms
"That's fun to say. lol Sound French. "I had some wonderful fo iut today."

Red Hen
"And i've never had a stalker either!"
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I feel so unloved too!

Debi Raymond
"I can send you dead fish if you like!"

Mandalina
"I cant imagine how much more smelly a big dogs's bum gusher was"

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This is all hilarious...I will have to pay more attention to what I read from now on... and post the funny ones here. I am always laughing at funny things people say here....I love this site.
 
Most posts would go to the Okies.

I don't think any thread will ever catch up with theirs.

I think they'd revolt and build a new website if it ever got shut down.
-Mahonri

1. Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana'

6. With a serious face Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

8. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

-chick-n-farmer ("To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity")

Take one of your chickens to a public park and whenever she/he clucks reply with a straight face loud enough for someone else to hear as if you understand exactly what it's saying.
-Miss Sebright ​
 
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Well, this isn't exactly a quote, but it cracked me up .... about naming a chicken.

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wow they look so alike it's scary!
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