Funniest BYC'er quotes: Post Yours!

[cuckoo_orpington13]

I find that chickens are a necessary evil.

You can't trust someone as far as you can throw them.

There are smart people who know how to avoid stuff because the idiots made the mistakes for them.

 

[HorseFeathers]

Wow, I didn't expect this thread to get so popular! Here's some new ones...

Feed a pigeon, lose a finger! ~barred-rocks-rock's siggy

The closet door have to be closed at night, every night and they have to be closed just right. That way the closet monsters won't sneak under the bed and snatch me off the bed. ~terrielacy

I turn green and become the hulk if a kitchen cabinet has been left open. ~Chicky Tocks

I would rather read twlight then harry potter. I hate them both [many line breaks] I'm not a judgemental person

~<3<3 I <3 Chickens <3<3

 

[BarredBuff]

Its pronounced carribean not carribean.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Sorry, I'm off- track, but I have to quote my favorite saying..... "What's the matter Col. Sanders,.... CHICKEN???" from Spaceballs.

 

[Penturner]

Thank You all that have taken the time to find these. It has made me laugh, hard...Several times.
My side hurts

 

[TM Chickens]

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[eenie114]

LOL someone quote me! I don't know if i have said anything that funny thoough....

 

[BoiseBubba]

suzzetex5

I did the macarena with a goat because I cant control myself​

 

[Miss Sebright]

Quote:

1. Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana'

6. With a serious face Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

8. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

-chick-n-farmer ("To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity")

Take one of your chickens to a public park and whenever she/he clucks reply with a straight face loud enough for someone else to hear as if you understand exactly what it's saying.
-Miss Sebright
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Yay! You think I'm funny.​

 

[BoiseBubba]

MareeZoCool

Now's the time to know the neighborhood bully. Buy his protection, and hire him to do your yardwork.​