Funniest BYC'er quotes: Post Yours!

[Telamon]

here is one! [ i made them up ]



devils are like 500 year old coconuts, hard on the outside, ruined on the inside!

 

[matthewschickens]

Order a diet water

Phone a reservation for McDonnalds

I read those somewhere else

 

[magistradomina]

I like this quote,

In riding a horse, we borrow freedom.

 

[Telamon]

i found this on the chicken jokes thread!



The ladies of the church will donate clothing, they may be seen downstairs...




AHAHAHA!

 

[matthewschickens]

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[Bantimna]

Woot! I haven't been qouted! I must bee nuts

 

[teach1rusl]

"I like the phrase, "chicken nipples". lareePQG
"it took all of 5 minutes to teach our chicks to use nipples" tomhusker
"I LOVE the nipples (I can't believe I just wrote that)." annainmd

There have been so many hilarious statements about nipples

 

[Bantimna]

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[iluvsedward]

these make me CRACK UP!!!

[chickensrock9]help I need an ambulance now!!
[duckluv]*black car pulls up*
[chickensrock9]you ranover me!!
[duckluv]So? What are you doing under the car?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
[chickensrock9]I was on the road! my imaginary friend shouted it into the phone when I was calling you!
[duckluv]You're ruining the wheels! MOVE ALREADY!
[chickensrock9]you broke my bones!
[duckluv]Here! *Throws a cast at CR9 and it hits his head.*
[chickensrock9]... who are you?
[duckluv]You know me! It's...umm...ME!

 

[animalloverabh]

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you guys crack me up sometimes.. you peeps are way too funny!