Funniest chicken names

[SnowPeeOstrichU]

I have snow, pee, ostrich, and You

 

[CamsCluckinChicks]

Flock of Black Silkies: Biggies (rooster), Tupac, Shady, Puffy, J-Lo, Snoop & Weezy.

Flock of Splash Sikies: Booger (rooster), Floozie, Sandra D, Sneezy, Bling & Storm.

Polish (various colors): Marley (Blue/Splash roo), Elvis, Jimi, Janis, Tyler & Ozzy.

Bantam Cochins (various colors): Cheech (Silver-Laced roo), Chong, Freddi, Henri, Miracle (brooder fire - she was the only survivor), Georgi & Franki.

Layer hens/pullets: Bonnie & Clyde (Plymouth Barred Rocks), Lace, Satin & Denim (Easter Eggers), Cow, Pig & Chicken (Black Jersey Giants), Mary (Black Copper Maran), Dharma (Red Star) and Flower (Speckled Sussex).

 

[Pinx]

I know I'm kinda bringing this back from the dead... but I'll post the names of my flock.

Black Cayugas Emmy, Emo, Esmerelda, and the drake is Frogger

White Frizzle Cochin bantam roo: Fizzle

Serama: TNT, Blaster, Rocket, Arial, and Sparkle were all born the 4th of July. Twister and Sweetie Belle, a White frizzle named Shadow (he is scared of everything and probably his own shadow, he hides under the hen lol) and a black frizzle hen named Ducky. She is just too sweet.

Nothing else has a name yet.

 

[lovewriting]

We have 9 altogether:

Henrietta
Flossie
Dottie
Omelet
Gerttie
Snow
Chuckle
Buffie
Elu

 

[canesisters]

The Cane sisters: Nova & Sola (speckled sussex) Raisin and Citizen (wynadottes) and Candy the EE. Also Hurra the marans roo.
Next spring, adding to the Cane sisters : Sugar, Ameri, Portre, and Cracko (breeds to be decided later).

 

[mamabigbird]

I posted a few names a while back, but recently someone I met was amazed that I have 21 hens and that they all have names ... so
I'll submit all of them.

Crow, Robin, Ester, Mouldy Mary, Ginger, Brown Betty, Matilda, Road Runner, Hattie, Victoria, Peaches, BB(Black Beard),
Speckle, Freckle, Heckle, Jekyll, Edith Prickley, Golden Girl, Lily, Double Double, and Mocha Spice.

 

[sniperjoe74]

I just started raising my own chickens. But my chickens are saved chickens from a game fowl farm. These chickens were raised to fight. The old man that owned them was retiring and I talked him out of what he had. I now have 15 hens and a beautiful rooster. This rooster has won three fights is what I have been told. So with the history that I know I have named this rooster "KUNG-FU". I have not named the hens yet, but will give them names as i watch them. Just wanted to share a name that kind of fit my rooster.

 

[SilkieChicken4]

I named all of my adorable Silkies after country singers- Carrie Underwood (now Cary Grant because he is a boy

), Dolly Parton, Miranda Lambert, and Taylor Swift. Lots of country singers so lots of good names.

 

[Lillian Mack]

I had 3 chickens. (as pets) now I have 2 due to a fox that killed one of them. But anyways, their names were, Myra, Gorgia, and Astrin. They were very stupid names I would say but some of my friends named their chickens as rappers such as topeck, and other ones if you can think of them. They are so funny to me!!!!

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Ramona, Beatrice, Millie the Mille fleur D'uccle, A black silkie roo I think I'll name Henry, 3 buckeye hens, Claudia the blue Cochin, Isadora my wonderful OEGB, Isadora's daughter (no name), Ethel the bantam Partridge Wyandotte, Ethel's daughter named Betty, my first roosters grand-daughter (and Beatrice's grand-daughter too; she's one of my oldest hens) who's 1/2 EE 1/4 LB and a 1/4 BO, a handsome Buckeye roo named Legs, and Legs's 100% Buckeye son...maybe named Arms lol I don't know, Pretty-Boy 1/2 BA 1/2 EE (he'll be going in the stew pot even though he's SO pretty), Skinny-guy 1/2 LB 1/2 EE (stew pot also), Bell is 1/2 Buckeye 1/2 EE pullet and is very cute (though wild b/c she was raised by a surrogate mother who was Pretty-Boys mom). And that's all I can think of. Wow, that was a really long run-on sentence - maybe the longest I've ever written! Score! A new record!