Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[KBlue]

Mine is bad. Really bad.

My sister's fiancee was outside with me, helping me paint some chairs, and he looked over to see my rooster "doing the deed" with a hen. He looked to me, very confused, and said, "why are they doing that? Aren't they both chickens?" Very confused, I asked what he meant, and he said, "well, they're both chickens, so they're both girls, right? Cause all chickens are girls?" I had to explain that no, roosters are chickens too. He though a rooster was a different animal entirely! This kid is 20 years old, in med school, so he had to have passed biology, right? Right?

And I'm about to be related to him!

I've heard this several times before. It is apparently a very common misconception...

There's also mass confusion about:
bulls vs. steers
ducks vs. geese
turkeys vs. vultures
rabbits vs. rodents
and don't forget all the Canadian "chickens" that fly south for the winter....

 

[oldrooster]

Quote: I already am an aunt (I'm a girl, BTW,

!) He and my sister just had a baby... You'd think he'd get it, right?

sorry I just noticed a male pic on your profile, I realize that must be some celebrity pic (sorry not into that stuff very much) but you see my point if chickens are only female then how about humans?

 

[eenie114]

Mine is bad. Really bad.

My sister's fiancee was outside with me, helping me paint some chairs, and he looked over to see my rooster "doing the deed" with a hen. He looked to me, very confused, and said, "why are they doing that? Aren't they both chickens?" Very confused, I asked what he meant, and he said, "well, they're both chickens, so they're both girls, right? Cause all chickens are girls?" I had to explain that no, roosters are chickens too. He though a rooster was a different animal entirely! This kid is 20 years old, in med school, so he had to have passed biology, right? Right?

And I'm about to be related to him!

It never ceases to amaze me that this guy figured out how to reproduce.







Or maybe Zoe had to explain it to him.

 

[chickendude9]

I was at a co-op buying Chick Feed, bedding lamps, ect and some guy said. "Do you have chickens?"

 

[oldrooster]

I was at a co-op buying Chick Feed, bedding lamps, ect and some guy said. "Do you have chickens?"

No but my spouse thinks they are and with the price of groceries, and mental health care, it's just cheaper to feed chicken feed to him/her and use the eggs. and here is your sign........

 

[chickendude9]

That's exactly what i thought of when he said that. "Heeeres your sign" lol i love blue collar

 

[Tanichca]

Mine is bad. Really bad. My sister's fiancee was outside with me, helping me paint some chairs, and he looked over to see my rooster "doing the deed" with a hen. He looked to me, very confused, and said, "why are they doing that? Aren't they both chickens?" Very confused, I asked what he meant, and he said, "well, they're both chickens, so they're both girls, right? Cause all chickens are girls?" I had to explain that no, roosters are chickens too. He though a rooster was a different animal entirely! This kid is 20 years old, in med school, so he had to have passed biology, right? Right?

And I'm about to be related to him!

you should have said you wished you where someday you wished to be an uncle but since he and your sister where both human that meant you both where female right????

I already am an aunt (I'm a girl, BTW, !) He and my sister just had a baby... You'd think he'd get it, right?

sorry I just noticed a male pic on your profile, I realize that must be some celebrity pic (sorry not into that stuff very much) but you see my point if chickens are only female then how about humans?

Oh, pfff, it gave me a good laugh, and I can totally see why you'd think that! Yes! I guess most "city slickers" don't think about chickens much! My sister, who was working with us, couldn't stop laughing at him. If humans were all female, the world would get really horrible once a month.

 

[Tanichca]

Mine is bad. Really bad. My sister's fiancee was outside with me, helping me paint some chairs, and he looked over to see my rooster "doing the deed" with a hen. He looked to me, very confused, and said, "why are they doing that? Aren't they both chickens?" Very confused, I asked what he meant, and he said, "well, they're both chickens, so they're both girls, right? Cause all chickens are girls?" I had to explain that no, roosters are chickens too. He though a rooster was a different animal entirely! This kid is 20 years old, in med school, so he had to have passed biology, right? Right?

And I'm about to be related to him!

It never ceases to amaze me that this guy figured out how to reproduce. Or maybe Zoe had to explain it to him.

Maybe... But considering she was preggers a month and a half after meeting him, maybe neither of them understood biology very well?

 

[newcutesgaw12]

 

[Minniechickmama]

Oh, pfff, it gave me a good laugh, and I can totally see why you'd think that!
Yes! I guess most "city slickers" don't think about chickens much! My sister, who was working with us, couldn't stop laughing at him. If humans were all female, the world would get really horrible once a month.

But we'd probably not have all the wars and such. We'd just all go out and have a chocolate and wine and discuss things civilly and get things done. Then we would go home again live out lives.