Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[Tanichca]

Oh, pfff, it gave me a good laugh, and I can totally see why you'd think that!

Yes! I guess most "city slickers" don't think about chickens much! My sister, who was working with us, couldn't stop laughing at him. If humans were all female, the world would get really horrible once a month.

But we'd probably not have all the wars and such.  We'd just all go out and have a chocolate and wine and discuss things civilly and get things done.  Then we would go home again live out lives.

I dunno... Us girls can be pretty catty, so wars might actually drag out longer! Though the chocolate and wine sounds good.

 

[yinepu]

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HAHAHAHA... yeah.. riiiight

sorry.. but I've been in a store during a dollar days sale.. plus I have been out on Black Friday

women can become very evil over things they want! it's scary stuff

 

[yinepu]

Quote: I dunno... Us girls can be pretty catty, so wars might actually drag out longer! Though the chocolate and wine sounds good.

exactly...


that's one reason I used to hang out with the guys when I was in school... the other girls were pretty mean and very catty...

 

[Minniechickmama]

You have a point there, but it wouldn't be the dumb girls who fight over dumb boys who would be in charge, it would be us smart ones

 

[Tanichca]

You have a point there, but it wouldn't be the dumb girls who fight over dumb boys who would be in charge, it would be us smart ones  

Well, the women we, as a culture, esteem are the actresses- well-dressed, lovely, "skinny," but with rather lax moral standards. What if these were the types of women in charge? We might place looking good over being good.
(Isn't this a deep topic of conversation to have on BYC?)

 

[Tanichca]

Oh, pfff, it gave me a good laugh, and I can totally see why you'd think that!


Yes! I guess most "city slickers" don't think about chickens much! My sister, who was working with us, couldn't stop laughing at him. If humans were all female, the world would get really horrible once a month.

But we'd probably not have all the wars and such.  We'd just all go out and have a chocolate and wine and discuss things civilly and get things done.  Then we would go home again live out lives.

I dunno... Us girls can be pretty catty, so wars might actually drag out longer! Though the chocolate and wine sounds good.

exactly...  


that's one reason I used to hang out with the guys when I was in school... the other girls were pretty mean and very catty...

Same here! The girls all form little cliques, none of which I really fit in. The boys are just nicer and more accepting, and don't cut you out if you're not exactly like them.

 

[7 Biddies]

If humans were all female, the world would get really horrible once a month.

..... and, perfect the rest of the time. No wars, no famine, etc.


Edited to add: Rats! Should've read the rest of the thread before responding. PS I agree about most women being catty and guys easier to hang out with.

 

[RockinM]

Have not read whole thread but last wekend at the farmers market "Were do blue and green eggs come from are they bad? I could not help but to lol and told the guy a chickens Butt!

 

[loraleaf]

I live in Texas but while on a trip is flordia is high school my friends and I found ourselves on a bus with a bunch of guys from new jersey....When they heard us talking the asked where we were from. I said "Texas" They tehn asked me how many horses I had??? I told them none. They asked me how I got to school and the store and stuff without a horse?!!

 

[yinepu]

I live in Texas but while on a trip is flordia is high school my friends and I found ourselves on a bus with a bunch of guys from new jersey....When they heard us talking the asked where we were from. I said "Texas" They tehn asked me how many horses I had??? I told them none. They asked me how I got to school and the store and stuff without a horse?!!

I would have looked at them.. and without batting an eye replied ...
"I just hitch up a few rattlesnakes to the covered wagon and head out"