Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[Lil_Chickadee]

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[Hens_And_Chicks]

The other day I ran into someone at Rural King just getting interested in chickens. I told her I just butchered two roosters and she asked me how they tasted.

I told her they tasted like chicken.

cuz they tasted like chicken.

 

[kycowgirlchick]

Doesnt everything taste like chicken???

 

[Imp]

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I've had this conversation a few times too. I just tell them my hens are lesbian hens and don't need a rooster.

Imp

 

[sunnychooks]

I was telling an acquaintance of ours about our goats and he told me that when he was a boy there was a farm that used to sell tin cans to feed to the goats. I tried explaining to him that goats don't really eat tin cans but he kept on insisting that he clearly remembers feeding tin cans to goats. I finally said, "Oh really, that's interesting".

 

[AHappychick]

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did he mention the feed in the tin cans or does he remember empty cans being fed to them lol

???

 

[schmije]

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I've had this conversation a few times too. I just tell them my hens are lesbian hens and don't need a rooster.

Imp

GREAT answer! I'll try that next time. Thanks!

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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I've had this conversation a few times too. I just tell them my hens are lesbian hens and don't need a rooster.

Imp

GREAT answer! I'll try that next time. Thanks!

THAT IS FUNNY!!!!

 

[WriterofWords]

"I thought wild eggs weren't safe to eat,,, they aren't treated are they?"

Forgot one:

My son showed his Polish hen Helena to some folks at the fence and they asked where he got his chickens groomed.

 

[Catalina]

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