Funnist thing a kid has ever said to you?

[Daddas1Punkin]

Mine was probably when my best friends little sister (6) was in the car with us and we were going on a little day trip. I told my friend that I was about to throw up, but really hungry at the same time... Her eyes got HUGE and she's like "I know why!!!" "Ok, why?" i asked, "You're pregnant!!!!!!" I asked "How is that possible?" and she looks at her brother and points to him!
"You two spend an awful lot of time together! I don't know about you two....." LOL!!!!! We both laughed so hard at her!!!!!! (made her cry, I felt bad, lol...)

Whats the funniest thing a kids ever said to you?

 

[Little Peep]

Mine was probably when my best friends little sister (6) was in the car with us and we were going on a little day trip. I told my friend that I was about to throw up, but really hungry at the same time... Her eyes got HUGE and she's like "I know why!!!" "Ok, why?" i asked, "You're pregnant!!!!!!" I asked "How is that possible?" and she looks at her brother and points to him!
"You two spend an awful lot of time together! I don't know about you two....." LOL!!!!! We both laughed so hard at her!!!!!! (made her cry, I felt bad, lol...)

Whats the funniest thing a kids ever said to you?

....... OMG that's creeepy!!!!!!!!! Prob when I was looking at ferrets and two girls came up and said "Omy gosh is that a mouse?!?" I was Like That's not weird as much as it is stupid!

 

[Daddas1Punkin]

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lol, yeah it was funny though! lol, i hate when people look at my rats and say aw, cute hamster! "It's NOT a "hamster" it's a rat... GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol!

 

[Little Peep]

lol, yeah it was funny though! lol, i hate when people look at my rats and say aw, cute hamster! "It's NOT a "hamster" it's a rat... GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol!

Yeah I know! I'm glad I'm not the only one! We own five rats! Twinky,Taffy,Cookie,Skittles,Peanut! Lol all food names!

 

[Daddas1Punkin]

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COOL! Do you have pictures?

 

[21216mc]

http://mom.me/tween/7493-hilarious-kids-camp-letters/ check this out it's hilarious!!!

 

[Daddas1Punkin]

http://mom.me/tween/7493-hilarious-kids-camp-letters/ check this out it's hilarious!!!

that so funny! thanks for sharing! have you seen this one?

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

I told a little kid I was pregnant, He's like

"BAHAHAHA! Do you think I'm dumb? Guys can't get pregnant!"

Just then, my friend came up and was like; Yeah they can! And I'm the Daddy! <3
So I showed him a pregnancy test that tested positive...... And he's like: "OMGOMGOMGOMG MOMMY!!! I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHH"


I was laughing so hard after that! XD

 

[Silver Bantam]

How could you be so cruel Script?!?!?!?! O-O XD

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

The little snot deserved it! ^-^