Now you know Murphy would just kick my tail if I tried that... someone would happen to have a camera and my chicken whomping bum would be on youtube... all size 14 of it... probably getting a (100% all natural hemp) sandal booting from the vegans on board... and then the phone calls would start.
Nope, I'm a coward, I admit it... I fear the Youtube... I'll kill my chicken in the safety of my own home.