Funny chicken names

[Shannonmeans]

Lets do a topic on just cute chicken names! I'll start- I have Cluck Gable, Punky Rewster, Caligula, Long Legs Louise, Quincy, Mott Le Roo and many more named than I have time to type!!! No wonder my husband, family and friends think I'm nuts.
Anyone else out there want to share? It'll be fun to see what other names are being used.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

The funnier ones I have are: BigFoot, Minerva McGonagal and Tikita(Tick-eater). I know soneone with a cream coloured polish called Big Bird.

 

[FarmCoe]

We have SO many chickens, I don't think I could name all of them!

The funnier ones:
Tophat (Polish)
Tophat Jr.
Beanie (Polish)
Goldie (Buff silkie)
Brownie (Partrige silkie)
Cluckers

I'm sure there are some more I'm forgetting....

Oh, and I used to have a Red Star named Creamsickle!

 

[Dutchgirl]

We have had in the past:

The silkies:
Pom
Dust Bunny
Puffy/Tux
Buffy/Ragamuffin II

Others:
Ragamuffin I
Hitler
Stalin
Trigger
Solo
Mister
Moccasin I & II
Snowdrop (later renamed Oliver)
Peach
Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon Junior
Panda
Cloves
Erik
Baldy (later renamed Bits)
Marmalade
Crossbeak
AJ
And many, many, many, many, more.

 

[BantamsRock14]

we have one funny one and its big mac like the burger from mcds

 

[Chickenrandomness]

i guess the funniest one i got is Scooter the RIR

 

[chicknmania]

WE used to have a hen named Monster. What was funny, was that we later came across someone else with a hen named Monster, too. Kids named her that bc she looked like one. Then we had Chlorox, BokBok, Tweety (after the cartoon character Tweety Bird) (we still have him, he's a Buff Silkie) Doodle (still have him, too)

We have 46 birds and they all have names, tho not sure I could recognize them all at first glance....

 

[chickendiva25]

Pasty. Yes, Pasty. Our runt had a pasty rear end so every day for like a week I had to go out and clean it.

But she became my buddy and evetually let me pick her up without much of a hassle. So, I named her pasty

But since she was the runt, the other chicks pecked her to death

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

All of my chickens have weird names...Gouda, Jujube, Minnie, Napoleon, Paprika, Sassy, Poppy, Zinnia...

 

[sadies chicks]

My funniest, or dorkiest (whichever) would be:

Firecracker
Fuzzywuzzy
Fiesta