Funny Chicken Stories

[Cheri]

Dan said this morning there was a little grey mouse in the chicken coop. The girls were chasing it and trying to eat it. He opened the door and the darned thing hopped on his shoulder and he yelled! Then the girls tried to get the mouse.

 

[lacyloo]

 

[thndrdancr]

This is a not so nice to chickens story, but it was totally unintentional.

My mom related a childhood story at her work about an incident she had when she was very young. She LOVED to play doctor, and her and another friend got together and decided to play doctor with the chickens. She and the other gal all gave them enema's, and they must have gotten carried away, cuz the chickens ALL died. She felt terrible about it, but not only that...

Then she had to explain to her parents how her dad's prize chickens just mysteriously "up an died". Her workmates thot this was a hilarious story and started buying mom chicken decor on a regular basis.

My mom is so soft hearted she still feels guilty for killing those poor chickens by accident.

 

[lacyloo]

poor little chickens but thats funny.!!

 

[joebwe25]

The same thing happened to me Cheri,
My chickens llllllloooooooooooovvvve Mice.