Funny email I received from a friend called ducks in heaven

Discussion in 'Ducks' started by flocksalot, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. flocksalot

    flocksalot Songster

    Mar 25, 2011
    Poynette WI
    I got this email from a friend that knows about all my critters and is exasperated.

    Three women die together in an accident
    And go to heaven.

    When they get there, St. Peter says,
    'We only have one rule here in heaven:
    Don't step on the ducks!'

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
    There are ducks all over the place.
    It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
    And although they try their best to avoid them,
    The first woman accidentally steps on one.

    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
    St. Peter chains them together and says,
    'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
    Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
    The next day,
    The second woman steps accidentally on a duck
    And along comes St. Peter,
    Who doesn't miss a thing.
    With him is another extremely ugly man.
    He chains them together
    With the same admonishment as for the first woman.

    The third woman has observed all this and,
    Not wanting to be chained
    For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
    VERY careful where she steps.

    She manages to go months
    Without stepping on any ducks,
    One day St.Peter comes up to her
    With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
    .... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

    The happy woman says,
    'I wonder what I did to deserve being
    Chained to you for all of eternity?'

    The guy says,
    'I don't know about you,
    But I stepped on a

  2. jbourget

    jbourget Songster

    Apr 4, 2008
  3. I've heard that one before!
    I think St. Peter and I would get along quite well in heaven....
  4. galgo98

    galgo98 Songster

    May 9, 2011
    Lebanon, Pennsylvania
  5. flocksalot

    flocksalot Songster

    Mar 25, 2011
    Poynette WI
    Well all I can say is I'm getting the ugly stick out and giving myself a few extra wacks. I want Mr tall dark and handsome for myself. So long hubby.

    I'm good around the ducks it's the gander I want to step on. Georgie likes to pinch my turkeys and that is just not allowed. Rotten goose.
  6. duckluck

    duckluck Dulcimyrh Ducks

    Oct 22, 2009
    "Nano" and St. Peter must have an agreement...she's the hardest duck I have to not step on!
  7. Roxy1989

    Roxy1989 Songster

    Jul 5, 2010

    awesome, i love it

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