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Funny email I received that I know all you would enjoy.

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by chickensNpoodles, Dec 11, 2010.

  1. chickensNpoodles

    chickensNpoodles Out Of The Brooder

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    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.

    · The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

    · Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

    · Only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

    · Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.

    · The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in

    desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

    · For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

    · Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

    · Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out on to John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

    · I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

    · John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

    · As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up,

    very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
     
  2. Tanichca

    Tanichca Sparkle Magnet

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    Quote:Ive heard this one but its still funny [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    My Coop
    Love it.
     
  4. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I have no idea.
    Quote:[​IMG] good one!


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  5. duckluv

    duckluv Overrun With Chickens

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    I think that's the third time it's been posted...
     
  6. chickensNpoodles

    chickensNpoodles Out Of The Brooder

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    Oh sorry, I didn't know what to search for.
     
  7. ChickieBooBoo

    ChickieBooBoo Cold Canadian Chick

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    Quote:so? Its still funny [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. duckluv

    duckluv Overrun With Chickens

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    Quote:so? Its still funny [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Agreed.
     

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