Funny Expresions?

[Ec_Prokta]

What ones do you say?

When I talk to my chickens, I say "Hello, girlfriend" (in a gangsta kind of way)

When I'm faced with something big, instead of cussing, I say, "Oh child"

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

Well, it is a general Southern thing to say "Bless Your Heart" after saying something judgmental.

For example, "He is a dumb as a 2 by 4, bless his heart."

 

[Camelot Farms]

Holy Hannah!

 

[debilorrah]

Holy Cow Batman! and Fudge Monkies!!!

 

[saddina]

Adj. Noun Batman....

Hubby and I joke back and forth seeing who can come up with the better ones. Yesterday was "holy weedwacker twine threader thing bat man"....

Yeah he's a dork, but he's my dork.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Quote:
XD I'm going to have to use that sometime!

 

[19Dawn76]

One morning coming off the night shift I had an aide come in VERY peppy. She walks in full of energy and my boss and I are standing there ( I am giving report and about to fall over from fatigue) and the aid starts hollaring "Wake up!! It's time to start throwing up the deuces!" We just kinda laughed and went on about our business.

When the other nurses started coming in my boss turns to leave and says "Have a good day girls and don't forget to throw out your nickles."

So now I'm always sayin "I'm throwin out my nickles!"

 

[PippyChicken]

Hey chicas!! LOL

Dang it!!

 

[mamagardener]

my family thinks I'm weird because when someone asks is today(whichever day it is), I say all day if it doesn't rain. My father used to always say the Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise.

 

[calicokat]

My mom's is "That went over like a pregnant pole vaulter"

She doesn't say it anymore, but now I do darn it!

Mamagardner - When the kids ask what day it is around here they get: "Wednesday, all day, unless a hurricane comes through, then we jump straight to Friday"