Funny Expresions?

[KatyTheChickenLady]

I used to have a friend who would always say "Whoa Nellie . . ." I thought that was cute.

 

[19Dawn76]

I think that boys cheese has done slid off his cracker!

 

[Justino]

LOL a silly thing i say is "Holy Guacamole!" and i always talk weird around my chickens LOL idk how to explain it i just always find myself talking funny to them

oh and i say Jeeze Louise like 10 times a day XD!

 

[homesteadingcowgirl]

I've heard most of these and use, and now have more to add to my collection!
Some family ones are "oh, piss!" applicable in multiple situations, no one says it quite like my cousin!!
I say "naughty word, naughty word, naughty word" when I stub my toe, etc...
I refer to lots of stuff as "dealy-bopper, thingamajiggy, whatchamacallit, and thing-a-ma-bopper" Can't forget the doo-hickey!!

 

[chickenchik12]

you scared the cripple out of me.
onsense mushrooms
firetruck
mooch-bag!
snitch

but no one ever knows what im talking about because im so polite and sensor my launguage.

a big one for me that i say daily when something should scare me i say 40 seconds later.oh my gosh i almost died.its a habit

 

[chickenchik12]

oh also if im refering to a person who id forggotten their name i wont hesitate to think of their name cause i automatically chinged it to whats-his-face OR whats-her-face.

 

[charmed one]

I'm always saying...Well, that's better than a sharp stick in the eye. I also say "Hell's Bells" "Holy Cannolis" " Danger Will Robinson" Or I'm sweating like a whore in church...

 

[Slinkytoys]

"Whatever floats your boat"
How ya doing "Finer than frog hair"
Why'd you buy that "It laid a craving on me"
"He's not the brightest bulb in in the chandelier"
Carrie

 

[Justino]

Quote:
Oh nonsense mushrooms is a favorite for my familly XD we ALL say it

and also when someone says theyre going to be late we say "whats gonna happen? you gonna turn into a pumpkin" XD!

also if someone seems like theyre in a hurry to go, "whats the rush? you got a hot date or somethin?" LMAO

 

[Year of the Rooster]

What ever tickles your pickle

oh and..... Holy Crappage Batman!