Funny Facebook updates (FAMILY FRIENDLY, PLEASE!!!)


8 Years
Mar 4, 2011
Buffalo (but from Long Island)
I just saw this:

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, "Oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook..."

kinda funny....

"Just hours after a 5.9 magnitude quake hit Washington D.C., San Francisco weather guy Sal Castaneda tweeted , "Hey east coasters: welcome to our world and what we live with everyday in California. Stay Safe." Hey, Californians: Shut up and let us wallow in our abject terror."
if you repost or know anyone who reposts posts, please post on their reposts, only 10% of posters will repost, tragic, so please post this post on reposting for the next round of reposting for the next post you post and please please only repost once....

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