Funny Facebook updates (FAMILY FRIENDLY, PLEASE!!!)

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by AquaEyes, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. AquaEyes

    AquaEyes Chillin' With My Peeps

    I just saw this:

    A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, "Oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook..."


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  2. Glenmar

    Glenmar Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. AquaEyes

    AquaEyes Chillin' With My Peeps

    And the hits just keep on coming....


    "Chuck Norris just announced his formal apology to NYC for punching the ground"
     
  4. sunny & the 5 egg layers

    sunny & the 5 egg layers Overrun With Chickens

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    [​IMG] That is hilarious! [​IMG]
     
  5. AquaEyes

    AquaEyes Chillin' With My Peeps

    Ooooh....I have weird friends......


    "today i was lucky to witness the sexiest person in the world and i admired his stunning beauty for hours, and when i got bored, i put the mirror down :p"
     
  6. AquaEyes

    AquaEyes Chillin' With My Peeps

    kinda funny....


    "Just hours after a 5.9 magnitude quake hit Washington D.C., San Francisco weather guy Sal Castaneda tweeted , "Hey east coasters: welcome to our world and what we live with everyday in California. Stay Safe." Hey, Californians: Shut up and let us wallow in our abject terror."
     
  7. Whispering Winds

    Whispering Winds Chillin' With My Peeps

    I just read one that said there was an earthquake in Washington d.c., but it was just the forefathers that are buried there turning over in their graves. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. AquaEyes

    AquaEyes Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:Now THAT'S hysterical!!!![​IMG][​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  9. Kschwartz

    Kschwartz Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I saw this one on twitter, but still got a pretty good kick out of it. (link is a picture!)


    " Picture of the DC #earthquake devastation http://bit.ly/qIhLX6 "
     
  10. Urban Chaos

    Urban Chaos Chillin' With My Peeps

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    if you repost or know anyone who reposts posts, please post on their reposts, only 10% of posters will repost, tragic, so please post this post on reposting for the next round of reposting for the next post you post and please please only repost once....
     

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