Funny Facebook updates (FAMILY FRIENDLY, PLEASE!!!)

[AquaEyes]

I just saw this:

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, "Oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook..."

 

[Glenmar]

 

[AquaEyes]

And the hits just keep on coming....


"Chuck Norris just announced his formal apology to NYC for punching the ground"

 

[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

That is hilarious!

 

[AquaEyes]

Ooooh....I have weird friends......


"today i was lucky to witness the sexiest person in the world and i admired his stunning beauty for hours, and when i got bored, i put the mirror down "

 

[AquaEyes]

kinda funny....


"Just hours after a 5.9 magnitude quake hit Washington D.C., San Francisco weather guy Sal Castaneda tweeted , "Hey east coasters: welcome to our world and what we live with everyday in California. Stay Safe." Hey, Californians: Shut up and let us wallow in our abject terror."

 

[Whispering Winds]

I just read one that said there was an earthquake in Washington d.c., but it was just the forefathers that are buried there turning over in their graves.

 

[AquaEyes]

Quote:
Now THAT'S hysterical!!!!

 

[Kschwartz]

I saw this one on twitter, but still got a pretty good kick out of it. (link is a picture!)


" Picture of the DC #earthquake devastation http://bit.ly/qIhLX6 "

 

[Urban Chaos]

if you repost or know anyone who reposts posts, please post on their reposts, only 10% of posters will repost, tragic, so please post this post on reposting for the next round of reposting for the next post you post and please please only repost once....