Funny Quotes!

[NixNoodleNumbat]

Quote:
It was Tiger.

I thought it was either Tiger or Osprey.

 

[FireTigeris]

Quote:
It was Tiger.

I thought it was either Tiger or Osprey.

Me.

 

[Dutchgirl]

"I don't believes you! Nobody grows shorter and thinner!" ~ Salt Peter, Ranger's Apprentice Book One: The Ruins of Gorlan

 

[sutillman]

"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket"

 

[Dutchgirl]

"It's unnecessarily powerful!" ~ Gnomeo and Juliet

 

[Dutchgirl]

What someone asked about our chickens this morning when we were selling them at a yard sale: "Are these ducks?"

 

[eenie114]

Quote:
Hey, I say that!

 

[Chiko]

I'm so glad I found this thread, I love funny quotes Just look at my siggy!

Here's one I just found

lιғe ιѕ lιĸe a нoт вaтн, ιт ғeelѕ good wнιle yoυr ιn ιт, вυт тнe longer yoυ ѕтay ιn, тнe мore wrιnĸled yoυ geт.

 

[BBCHICKS123]

Some people just need a high five in the face with a chair