Funny Quotes!

[Okie Amazon]

You're young and you've got your health. What do you want with a job?


Raising Arizona

 

[Dutchgirl]

J.T. Hawkins Jr.: By the way, some man called lookin' for you today.
Grant Taylor: Who?
J.T. Hawkins Jr.: Stan Schultz.
Grant Taylor: Stan Schultz?
J.T. Hawkins Jr.: Yeah.
Brady Owens: Stan Schultz - isn't that a cartoonist?
Grant Taylor: That's *Charles* Schultz.
J.T. Hawkins Jr.: No, I thought Charles Schultz was that man that flew across the ocean in "The Spirit of St. Andrews."
Grant Taylor: That's Charles Lindbergh, and it's "The Spirit of St. Louis."
Brady Owens: Naw, Lindbergh is a cheese!
Grant Taylor: Limburger's the cheese. Lindbergh's the man.
J.T. Hawkins Jr.: No, Lindbergh was that blimp that blew up and killed all them people.
Grant Taylor: That's the Hindenburg.
Brady Owens: Nah, Hindenburg's where you go skiing in Tennessee.
Grant Taylor: That's Gatlinburg!
J.T. Hawkins Jr.: Gatlinburg? You mean like the country music group, the Gatlinburg Brothers?
Grant Taylor: [throws ball] Crazy.

~ Facing the Giants

 

[Dutchgirl]

More from Facing the Giants:

J.T. Hawkins Jr.: You think I gotta get at least a moped outta this or something.

J.T. Hawkins Jr.: It don't have to look pretty, it don't have to look smooth. It can look like a dying duck as long as it goes through the goal!


J.T. Hawkins Jr.: "He's going to the hair doctor. The man's going bald. You hadn't noticed that whole underdeveloped region right up in here?"
Brady Owens: "Oh, you're one to talk, Slick."
J.T. Hawkins Jr.: "Nah. See, when a black man goes bald, he still looks good. Look at Michael Jordan, George Foreman, Samuel L. Jackson, Classy-lookin' brothers, Who you got? Kojak?"

 

[DuckyGurl]

Quote:

DG, I LOVE That part!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[matthewschickens]

Quote:
That is my favorite movie!! And I love that part!!

 

[chickendiva25]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.

 

[Chickenrandomness]

Quote:
i have that movie! oh boy is that part funny!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

"I like turtles" -Johnathan the Zombie kid.

 

[duckluv]

"Come to the Dark side, we have cookies.
Come to the Light side, we have milk.
Come to Earth, we have nothing."

 

[Dutchgirl]

"Exploding grapes are bad enough." ~ A newspaper editor