Funny Quotes!

[Chickens_in_a_nutshell]

The world cannot end in 2012, my pudding expires in 2013!

 

[BirdNut]

Chickenlover54's signature...

How to make holy water: Boil the hell out of it!

 

[whiteflare]

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That's a good one. Took me a while to get it

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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[whiteflare]

-Vo
The one-eyed vulture!
Thanks for that laugh, Gerbil

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

"I have had my time as pack leader, and I never got any flowers."~Osprey, this is not exactly what she said, but something like it(it could very possibly've not even been Osprey)
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesnt mean we all do." ~Hermione
"Why did voldemort kill all those people?He had the munchies om nom nom."~James G

 

[ChickieBooBoo]

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These are my favorites!

 

[Dutchgirl]

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It was Tiger.

 

[canada-goose]

(I'm not sure if I got this quote right)

Fillmore: "There's a lot of love in the world, man."
Sarge: "Don't embarrass me, hippie."

Those two cars are so funny.

 

[chickendiva25]

•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.