Some person (read idiot) was driving at speed not suited for the road conditions... This person (read, real stupid idiot) spun their vehicle around at the intersection and ended up nose first in the stream (BIG DITCH, you can stand in this thing, always has water in it, and no one would know you were there unless they were looking) rear wheels off the ground. This person (read flaming moron) gets out of the car, leaves the car door open, car running, climbs out of the ditch with girlfriend, hails a passerby, gets a ride to where ever. Police then show up, turn off the car, close the car door and summon tow service and an ambulance. NOTE: Moronic, flaming, stupid idiot did not return.... Hmmm...
Anyway, not an ideal night for driving at all. John had to go to school in Muskegon, 45 miles north of us. He called the school to see if classes were cancelled, and they were not. He couldn't ditch the class because he already ditched 2 this semester, a 3 will get him an incomplete... Hope he keeps it betweent he ditches himself. IF not, well then, I hope he's safe. If not, then I hope he has a big INS policy.
Totally kidding. I want him to be safe. Kids need a dad... But if not, I hope it's a REALLY BIG ins policy.