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I have decided that if I ever somehow end up directing a movie or working on a videogame, I will INVOKE as many tropes as possible.

I got a Crowning Moment of Funny once, too. Free for all. A guy was in the middle of assassinating another guy, knife raised. Both of them had their shields depleted. I ran up and shot the first guy to pieces with an assault rifle. The second guy turned to me, and you KNOW he was thankful. Until I turned his head into Swiss cheese.
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I am angry. Nintendo Power did an early review of Conduit 2 and gave it a 7.5 - .5 LOWER than the first game. The second game is undeniably better than the first!!! They also ONLY reviewed the campaign, and did not review AT ALL the multiplayer, which is a good 3/4 of the game!

To add insult to injury, they kept comparing it to Goldeneye.
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The premise, apparently, is that "It's not JUST LIKE Goldeneye or Call of Duty, so it stinks."

This further convinces me that game reviewers are completely untrustworthy.
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I got Conduit 2, and it is awesome. The only real flaw in the campaign is that it's very short. The multiplayer seriously feels like "Conduit of Duty: Modern Halo."

Oh, and Abe Lincoln shows up at the end. Seriously.
 
A few of the best lines from the game -

Ford: "Is his AI broken?" - after headshotting an enemy. Possibly the best line in any game, ever.

Ford: "Haven't I been in this hallway before?"
Prometheus: "Sometimes, architects will save time and money by repeating the same design, just like in your Earth 'video games.'"

Ford: "Whew! For once I'm glad I MISSED a train!"
Prometheus: "Technically, the train missed you."
Ford: "You really know how to ruin a great quip, don't you?" - after dodging a flaming subway train.
 

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