Getting the flock out of here - a diary of a crazy chicken man

[piglett]

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last year we got 4 pickup loads of composted leaves from the dump i didn't even till the garden, just added 4" of black soil rite on top covered with black plastic & after cutting some small holes we got to planting everything grow great & my wife didn't need to spend hours weeding this year i'll add the contents of the compost bin here at the house (chicken poop) then put a load of horse poop on top of that 4 more inches of soil on top of all that & we should be good to go

 

[piglett]

Why couldn't I ever find a woman like that! lol

my wife got hatching eggs for her birthday

we now have a pair of English orpington jubilees in the hatcher as i type

 

[Wisher1000]

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I guess you are looking in the wrong hemisphere...... they seem to be plentiful here ........ especially in the southeast.

 

[bamadude]

My wife wont let me near HER riding lawn mower lol. She wrote my name on the weed eater string trimmer tho

 

[LFchixranch]

My wife wont let me near HER riding lawn mower lol. She wrote my name on the weed eater string trimmer tho

Until it needs fixed or serviced.......

 

[bamadude]

Until it needs fixed or serviced.......

amen

 

[Tomtommom]

I guess you are looking in the wrong hemisphere...... they seem to be plentiful here ........ especially in the southeast.

Not sure what that says about the men around these parts....

In all honesty, I have met two kinds of women in the Southeast: The ones that are raised to worry about their nails and hair.. marrying a guy that takes care of them is their career of choice, ladies with the pretty princess syndrom... (only momma forgot to tell them that cleaning dirty toilets is sadly part of the life of a housewife)... And then you have the ones that can kick some serious booty, aren't afraid of power tools, guns and ATVs. Independant spirits who can hold their own... Outsider point of view, ofcourse, and most folks DO fall inbetween the two extremes. Pretty princesses aren't all that common on BYC.. chickens poop and stuff.

I love Southern gals who do it all. Take down a deer with manicured nails (the girl, not the deer) like it's nothing.


You'd laugh your butt off if you saw me outside. I've cut grass with a pushmower while wearing a skirt and heels... I actually have a pair of bright red 'gardening' heels I wear in the backyard and chicken coop. They're comfy.. and muddy

DIY hippy hobo pretty princess.. the little girl in the pretty dress with mud on her face and no shoes on

 

[perchie.girl]

My wife wont let me near HER riding lawn mower lol. She wrote my name on the weed eater string trimmer tho

of course ..... String trimmers were designed for men....

its only logical

Quote: Hey... as long as I have the manual and the tools I been known to change oil, spark plugs, belts, Knock out the old grass and sharpen blades.

Quote: Unless someone volunteers for the job.... Just sayin...

Quote: I used to have a friend who had stillettos that he wore while vacuuming.... He told me he earned the title of Drag Queen five years in a row till he had to quit to allow someone else a chance. That job was an adventure and a bunch a firsts for me....

Gotto love San Diego.

deb

 

[bamadude]

Would he enjoy those power tools?

 

[bamadude]

Or the manure?