Giant chickens

[Oboistonquack]

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I think we would all be done for.

Oh, yes! "Ooh, look a bug!" "No, Roo! That's my head... AHHHHH!" *peck*

I was going to say something, but this is even better!

 

[A.T. Hagan]

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Well, there was this unfortunate incident that occurred when they were first introduced.

They are no longer permitted for general use. You have to get special permits and all now. We breed them in the barn you see in the background as a part of global hunger initiative with the U.N.'s FAO. You wouldn't believe the fencing this requires...