Tell your mom to save $ and buy him hen scratch. He will love it, it'll tighten up the old poo, and the line mines will then be verticall instead of horizontal.
Well the turkey scratch got mixed in with the chickens feed. Oh and hes gonna be killed soon so it doesn't matter, he gained 5lbs in a week!!
lolOh, that was a good one! I remember it. We had it on VCR tape. Um, toasts long ago......

