When my 2 younger sisters and I were little, we'd walk a mile to score a refrigerator box. Our house in the 'burbs was on a small hill and when we'd get bored playing house or somesuch, we'd roll down the hill inside it. One hot summer afternoon, we'd been playing in a box that we'd walked half a mile to score and were very proud of our acquisition. We'd swiped 4 or 5 beets out of Mom's garden and had realized that they don't taste the same as pickled beets, so the half-eaten veggies were lying, discarded, inside the box. My sisters, probably about 4 and 6 (I was maybe 9), decided to roll down the yard in the box together. I was standing by watching; about halfway down the hill, my sisters were screaming and crying as they crashed painfully against each other in the box. Mom had the front windows open, heard the screams and came running. My sisters had clambered out of the box and were standing in front of me, both crying, with beet juice from head to toe and looking like they'd been clubbed with a stick. Mom whirled around on me, grabbed me by the arm and said, "What did you do?!" Only some fast talking backed up by my sisters spared me the whipping of a lifetime.