birdlover2
Crowing
Since comma basically means death, let's do comma/paralysis, credit for this goes to @Ihavesomechickens, we can also use their later version which they just posted( ooo like this 1-she dies. 2- she has a stroke later and dies. 3- she is fine. 4- she lives with health problems. 5- she has a heart attack and falls into a coma. 6- she dies.)
Edit: don’t listen to what movies tell you. If someone falls into a coma they are pretty much dead and not coming back.