Goofiest Question?

[Gracie9205]

I just had a woman come to pick up a couple of male goslings from me, and I got the question "will these boys lay me any eggs?" Wow... they were serious as a heart attack! Imagine the money maker an egg laying gander would be!

So my question is, what is one of the goofiest questions you have gotten about your geese?

 

[FarmrGirl]

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Really? Holy cow... I think that one takes the cake.

I did have a friend tell me once she was planning to order female hatching eggs. I asked her if she meant pullets and she said, "no, McMurray sells hatching eggs for the incubator that only hatch girls." I said, "sweetie, it's impossible to know what gender will pop out of that egg." We looked at the catalog and it was a little bit confusing the way they had them listed. I'm sure they figured most folks would just know, I reckon. I'm glad I talked to her before she put those eggs in the bator.

 

[KBlue]

I've had many people people call my geese, ducks

Not about geese, but funny nonetheless...

I had my turkeys on display at the state fair and a mom with stroller stops by to look at them and goes, "Oh, Johnny, look at the vultures!" Ummm, no.

 

[Lamar Estate]

Also not about geese, but regarding the male and female duck living in my guest BATHROOM:

"How are you going to make sure you don't end up with a bunch of babies?"

 

[Balbinka]

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Hahaha!
How ironic.

Just the other day I got stopped on the road by a woman who had found a dog.
It was a black male Labrador.

She said,

"He's been running all over my yard. He is very hyper, he must be in HEAT!"

I then had to educate a very weird person on a slightly uncomfortable topic LOL

 

[Gracie9205]

 

[birdygirl123]

oH no!!!.. HAHHHAHAAA

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[Balbinka]

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Hahaha!

I would have said... if you act stupid- they'll pick your eyes out!
So... don't talk... they can hear what you are saying

 

[ColbertChick]

I am completely new to raising chickens so I ask everyone I see if they have chickens and which are good layers, etc. I asked my son's friend which of his chickens were the best layers and he said "they all lay eggs except maybe the "guy ones" don't seem to lay any". As I am giggling hysterically I asked him if he's taken Biology in high school and he said "yes". What can I say...