Google your needs and get your life on track... =)

[Camelot Farms]

Go to Google and type in your first name and the word 'needs'. (If you put them in quotes, as in "John needs", you'll get better results.)

What are the top 15 things you need according to Google (no repeats)?

According to Google, Kim needs:

Kim needs:

1. to take off the gloves (Not in the coop....ewww)
2. super effort (you've no idea!)
3. a refreshment (but since its only 8:22am, I 'll pass)
4. some help big time (thats what the meds are for)
5. to mind her own business (I've been told that a time or two)
6. to talk (well which is it....mind own business or talk?)
7. to shut up and go home (How rude!)
8. some hints (especially about any presents that you might be sending)
9. our support (please and thank you!)
10. counseling (check, got it covered)
11. Alone time (sometimes)
12. A job (Not at this time thank you)
13. To confess (not Catholic, not happening)
14. A tune up (dont go there!)
15. A stylist and a mirror (Nah. The chickens dont care how I look...lol)

 

[English Chick]

I did it... it got a lot wrong and a heck right!!

Linda needs sleep......... oh boy do I !

 

[The Chicken Lady]

Lisa needs...

1. ...braces. (Nope.)
2. ...a bigger grin and lots more warmth. (Maybe a blanket).
3. ...a home ASAP. (Got that covered already).
4. ...to go put her 7 kids to bed, feed her 4 dogs and 16 cats. (No kids, no pets).
5. ...a tree. (Yup, I do want some of those).
6. ...etiquette tips as she's 'grabby and graspy'. (Huh?)
7. ...our help. (Want to come do yard work?)
8. ...a new concealer. (These are getting harsh!)
9. ...help with her vertical blinds. (None yet).
10. ...a vacation. (Yes, please).
11. ...your advice. (Um...)
12. ...to get a life. (NO!)
13. ...Your Prayers!!! (Anytime).
14. ...a nap. (...but I just woke up!)
15. ... her `gimmick'. (Um, yeah...)

I'm confused now. Ha ha!

 

[LilBizzy]

Darlene needs:

1: A set of nails
2: A ride
3: high level of support that only a group home can provide ( Does BYC count as a group home?)
5: to be cloned so so we can all benefit from her for many years to come."
6: hugs from carlo (shhh, don't tell hubby)
7: R&R
8: to reallocate the 30 percent of the account that's in her company's stock ( I have a company AND a Carlos???)
9: emotional support, more sleep, and a lot less time on the computer
10: to get into the important trade shows to get the exposure she needs ( Can I just streak instead?)
11: articles submitted for publication to complete the first issue! ( BORING)
12: a family with strong parenting skills that can provide love, structure and clear, realistic expectations.( Am I up for adoption??)
13: more than 19 for the win ( What do I win? Oh, the pressure)
14: contact info for speaker thank-you's
15:advice on Georgia's Lemon Law

The next 3 are : help, to be reported and to be fired. Sheesh.
I do like number 9!!!

You might notice there is no number 4. Number 4 was actually quite funny, but this IS a family forum.. You might have to google my needs to see what it is.