goose sayings

[crazy goose lover]

After having geese only a few weeks, I have a greater appreciation for goose sayings like, silly as a goose, you don't have the sense god gave a goose, the expession being goosed and my favorite shake a tail feather. when I was young and my mother wanted us to hurry she always said "shake a tail feather"

Anybody else have any good ones?

 

[Puddle Foot Farm]

Wild goose chase.. Went on one of those while trying to get my geese out of the road. Silly geese.

 

[sillysister74]

The Obvious!!! Slicker than goose poop!!!

 

[jojo54]

1. don't kill the goose that layed the golden egg

2. cooked your goose

 

[goosedragon]

Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander.

 

[Whispering Winds]

Or "what's good for the goose, is good for the gander".

 

[Kim65]

"Like s**t through a goose"

"Loose as a goose"

"Faster than a bell clapper in a goose's a$$" (I have no idea what that even means)