Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

Tom fried a lb of bacon for dinner. Im thinking sandwiches .

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Two businessmen in Scottsdale were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face in the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when , sure enough, a curious senior walked by the window, and had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you sellin' there?"

One of the men replied sarcastically , "We're selling ass-holes."


Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."



Seniors - don't mess with them!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I GOT AN EGG!
Not expecting any until February, but there it was, frozen, split and poopy but all mine!

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Grade A large store egg for comparison.

congrats !

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I GOT AN EGG!
Not expecting any until February, but there it was, frozen, split and poopy but all mine!

View attachment 1230714
Grade A large store egg for comparison.

congrats.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Tom fried a lb of bacon for dinner. Im thinking sandwiches .

I'm thinking just plain munch on wiggley bacon,

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I'm thinking just plain munch on wiggley bacon,

hahaa already stole one and its wiggly

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I also have raisin toast.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

hahaa already stole one and its wiggly

your killing me. LOL

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I also have raisin toast.

I thought all the flys were gone ??

 

[Granny Hatchet]

your killing me. LOL

come get some !