Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS
YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE
WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A
NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,
WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK
HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY
SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET
CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED
ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY
LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY
CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED
HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ARSED,

GREY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

BASTARD ASKED..

'WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH?'
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Cracking me up and yes I have done that !

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Hubs said he is not high enough to see the yaks.


you mean he did take any "legal stuff" with him ??

 

[Granny Hatchet]

that cheese looks dirty but I bet that to-kill-ya next to it aint. Does he eat the worm ?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Hubs said he is not high enough to see the yaks.


you mean he did take any "legal stuff" with him ??

hahaha

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

that cheese looks dirty but I bet that to-kill-ya next to it aint. Does he eat the worm ?

LOL and I was thinking that I would be willing to give it a try. The cheese that is.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

LOl and I was thinking that I would be willing to give it a try. The cheese that is.

you cant drink the water. Thats scary stuff right there. So haw do they wash their hands after they poop ? Are they still just as dirty ?

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

say granny is Robert back to his "normal state " ??

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

you cant drink the water. Thats scary stuff right there. So haw do they wash their hands after they poop ? Are they still just as dirty ?

and this IS coming from a woman with insects in/on her bum/crack

 

[Granny Hatchet]

say granny is Robert back to his "normal state " ??

Not exactly. I have seen a few puzzling things from him. Like Tom was cleaning his room and was going to bring his file cabinet out into the room I just painted and Robert threw a hissy. I said he is bringing it in here and h said No he f****** aint ! He was really mad.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

and this IS coming from a woman with insects in/on her bum/crack

why dont you kiss it and make it feel better ?