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Long while. hahaa
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Well, maybe if I drank, I might have found the jokes funny.Don't feel bad. If it's not your thing then it's not your thing. It hasn't been my thing either for over 30 years

Wishing I've never been in a bar.

You ever start writing your book? You should.Last time I was in a bar I was working and 4 months pregnant w/ Robert. he is 24. Highway men come in shooting up the bar and I was just standing there til Roberts father threw me down behind the coolers and laid on top of me. That was my last night .

That'll keep you from running barefoot through the yardWe call them bull heads
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They're terrible. Bicyclists beware! Flatten a tire in a second.That'll keep you from running barefoot through the yard
Someone breaks into your house with a gun and steals things... their intention is obvious. They may
We call them bull heads
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have a million excuses they will tell you, but the intention is obvious. Someone causes an accident while using their phone. You might say they didn't intend to do it. I say if they are behind the wheel, their entire focus should be driving the car and if their intention is to do other things while driving, they are entirely at fault. Stupid isn't always a good excuse.
But I don't blame that on the intentions, I blame that on poor plans and poor execution of trying to carry out the plans.
For example, a busy body MIL who wants what's best for her family. Good intention, very annoying her manipulating to carry it out. Not the best situation, but forgivable considering her intent. People manipulate for much worse reasons... not so forgivable.
No, I powder my foo foo with them. They are so cute and fluffy.So you hold them by their legs, rub their heads in a pot of blush and pouf it on? I must try that.