Granny's gone and done it again

[ChickenLady2014]

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OMG, you didn't granny??? Now that is truly death by chocolate

 

[campingshaws]

Took the kids to feed stingrays after supper. They crack me up!

 

[AlleysChicks]

Took the kids to feed stingrays after supper. They crack me up!
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Feeeeeed meeeeeee!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

OMG, you didn't granny??? Now that is truly death by chocolate

I was overwhelmed, I was having a sugar drop, I was ragging, I have an empty hole in my tooth, I,I, Ieyey ! Im a badddd girl

 

[CapricornFarm]

Granny, probably you have to use the rest room at Walmart because all the walking stimulates your bowel motility. You probably don't do a lot of walking do you?

 

[Granny Hatchet]

as I sit here with a mouth full of whoppers.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Granny, probably you have to use the rest room at Walmart because all the walking stimulates your bowel motility. You probably don't do a lot of walking do you?

No, I dont.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Talk about crazy. Wal mart has a thing against me. EVERY freaking time I go in that store I gotta poop ! And I will guaranty you I will be as far as possible away from the restrooms when I do. I had to stop 3xs in the middle of the isle and clench it before I could get there. Some lady stopped and asked me if I was OK. Im sure my face was a pretty purple color from trying not to go in my pants. I squeezed out a squeaky Im fine and took off again. I am sure I heard a giggle as I passed by. I finally get there and a worker is standing there with a mop bucket. Now, I know she is getting ready to clean and close the doors. She said," Im soo" I said move lady. and stand by with that mop. She was no where to be found when I came out. hu, imagine that.
OK, You guys have heard the battle between the store and my bowels but tell me true, TWICE in the same shopping trip ???? There has to be something in that store. Has to be ! I suspect ex lax powder being blown through the air vents. Empty people want food. Hey, they sell food !

Oh my freaking funny granny, Rod & I were just about rolling on the floor before I finished reading him this post. Tears were running door my face & I could hardly speak from laughing so hard lol.

 

[jane s chickens]

90% chance of rain tonight. Glad I got my squash seeds planted this afternoon. Didn't finish planting potatoes though. Still no goatlings. Spent most of day trying to make my dh happy. Seems he thinks I should be dd's maid. H3ll to the NO!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Maybe I could try a walk around the house before I go next time.