So innards outside your body are not an emergency... learn something new everyday.
Does DD know how to do a headstand?
Good luck with the painin the arse clinic, granny! Don't hurt anybody!
Good luck with the pain

Bubba was disheartened that I wouldn't made him cinnamon toast for breakfast. I have never ever made anyone cinnamon toast for breakfast before school.
This girl has turned procrastination into an art form.
