Granny's gone and done it again

[twisted-acres-farm]

nope, never had puppies .

I would hope not you don't have enough dinner plates

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

That’s not the one I used.

OH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

sigh figures I was with the wrong nurse.

I havent laughed like this in a while. Dog is worried about me.

 

[CapricornFarm]

but the paper at least absorbs the piddle and some of the moisture from the poo and CAN you imagine how many times I would have to bath them otherwise.

Yeah, paper is good. Shavings are better.

 

[CapricornFarm]

nope, never had puppies .

Good grief Granny, how did you get this far in life without really living? No flowers, no puppies, no good sex, the list is growing!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I havent laughed like this in a while. Dog is worried about me.

I do know one thing for sure about nurse's I will NEVER let a female nurse stick a catheriter in me again. disinfectant running/dripping "down under" and then you would have thought she was running a garden hose down a gopher hole the way she did it. The old battle axe you could tell the male nurse was much more sympathic/careful.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Good grief Granny, how did you get this far in life without really living? No flowers, no puppies, no good sex, the list is growing!

hahahaaa cant breath

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Good grief Granny, how did you get this far in life without really living? No flowers, no puppies, no good sex, the list is growing!

maybe If she got rid of the rolling pin she keeps in a holster like a hand gun

 

[AlleysChicks]

hahaaa go girlfriend !!

I’m quiet but can be scary when needed.

So I might have the sort of last pup sold. I finally found that man in Colorado's email and sent him a request to "pull the trigger" or in my Grnadmother's words "Shit or get off the pot." She was also very excited about the dux starting to lay and was more then willing to take the one box of Jumbo's I had after I added a dux eggs to fill the carton.

Your quackers are laying? Yay!

bulging eye's of death always works/ed well for me

I’m trying to picture it lol

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Im crying. I think I may be having a break down.
Cap, I never said I didnt have good sex. I was just alone when it happened