Granny's gone and done it again

[h2oratt]

Is she sitting on eggs?

Yes 6. My husband picked her up. She is friendly also.

 

[h2oratt]

TO MY FRIENDS WHO ENJOY A GLASS OF WINE
AND THOSE WHO DON'T AND ARE ALWAYS
SEEN WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER IN THEIR HAND,


BEN FRANKLIN SAID:"IN WINE THERE IS WISDOM,
IN BEER THERE IS FREEDOM, IN WATER THERE ARE BACTERIA."

IN A NUMBER OF CAREFULLY CONTROLLED TRIALS, SCIENTISTS HAVE DEMONSTRATED THAT IF WE DRINK...

1 LITER OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR, WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED
MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI, (E.. COLI) - BACTERIA FOUND IN FECES. IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO OF POOP ANNUALLY.

HOWEVER....





WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING WINE AND BEER (OR RUM, WHISKEY OR OTHER LIQUOR) BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A PURIFICATION PROCESS
OF BOILING, FILTERING AND FERMENTING.






REMEMBER: WATER = POOP, WINE = HEALTH






THEREFORE, IT'S BETTER TO DRINK WINE AND TALK STUPID,
THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT.







VERIFICATION: BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .







THERE IS NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION: I'M DOING IT AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.

Tell that to a recovering alcoholic.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

and I am off again, hung the thin bedspread on the line along with mattress pad that went out earlier as sheets currently in dryer will be rotating the pad and spread thru dryer to help remove "some" of the attached dog hair.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Yes 6. My husband picked her up. She is friendly also.

I wonder if she just "snuck" out of someone's coop to raise a family

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Tell that to a recovering alcoholic.

very true that. And I don't drink either unless you count a glass of wine on holidays and maybe 3 or 4 other times a year.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I got the bonfire started and sat out there while it burned down waiting for my bacon to cook for a sandwich for supper.
And in other news ,the turkeys did not return to their coop. I caught one and took her down there. The rest are sleeping in the lean-to.

 

[h2oratt]

I wonder if she just "snuck" out of someone's coop to raise a family

It’s my stupid neighbor there birds are all over the place. I feel like stealing her.

 

[CapricornFarm]

It’s my stupid neighbor there birds are all over the place. I feel like stealing her.

You could just let the chicken hang out at your place in quarantine. Maybe no one will claim her.

 

[prostar]

I had a little bitty noodle visit me today. Hubs caught one in the garage yesterday and released it to the back of the property....I didn’t bring this guy that far, he was right by the garage door and I encouraged him to the front garden. Cute little noodle. Get big and strong little one so you can keep that gopher population down, they’re jerks!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Mowed til 7. Not even close to being done. Its doing a horrible job in the leach field and I am needing to mow everything else twice but its getting it knocked down.