Granny's gone and done it again

[MrsMistyReal]

did you all hear about the couple in the nursing home that made "whoopee"

oh that's real sexy

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

after it was over and they were back in their rooms


The man was thinking to himself "man if I had known she was a virgin, I would have gone slower and been more gentle"

mean while the Lady is thinking in her room

" Good Lord, If I knew he could actually get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose""

 

[chrisb01]

Old age gets everyone, unless they die first.

I'm gonna die first.. Don't want anyone caring for me.. why, I'm the Marine, right?

 

[MrsMistyReal]

what all the wrinkles give a person extra traction OR so I have been told

Nasty old age traction

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

and it's the best place to find a "gummer"

 

[CapricornFarm]

after it was over and they were back in their rooms


The man was thinking to himself "man if I had known she was a virgin, I would have gone slower and been more gentle"

mean while the Lady is thinking in her room

" Good Lord, If I knew he could actually get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose""

 

[MrsMistyReal]

I'm gonna die first.. Don't want anyone caring for me.. why, I'm the Marine, right?

Don't die I need you to protect me

 

[chrisb01]

after it was over and they were back in their rooms


The man was thinking to himself "man if I had known she was a virgin, I would have gone slower and been more gentle"

mean while the Lady is thinking in her room

" Good Lord, If I knew he could actually get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose""

 

[MrsMistyReal]

and it's the best place to find a "gummer"

The best.. heading in the right direction

 

[chrisb01]

Don't die I need you to protect me

Just for you ok??