Soo I wasnt gonna tell it but this is what I did, About a week ago I got a wild hair and decided I was gonna buy me a bra. I was at wal mart in the unmentionables and I must of been looking completely lost because a woman came up and asked me if she could help. Imagine that. A worker from wal mart actually wanting to help. I said, well, I havent been in this dept. of the store in over 30 yrs. My how things have changed ! They have some of the weirdest stuff I ever seen. Bras that stand up by them self, stuffed bras, they even had tiny stars you glue on I guess.Not sure what them was for. Right next to those was tassels like on my curtain tie backs. I asked the woman if they belonged in house wares. She giggled so I figured I just told a funny joke. Anyway. I explained my situation and she come back with a box. Wicking material she said is what I need. People, its a size 6X It will fit.
I brought it home feeling quite proud of my girls and set the box on the sink where it stayed for a few days. During this time it got a lot of attention from Robert who probably never seen one before. I was very embarrassed to own it for some reason. I finally worked up the nerve to open the box and take a look. Well, Its all one piece ! No hooks , no adjustable straps . Hmm... So just how do you work this thing ?
I tried over my head first. Like a shirt. I had my head in the arm holes and twisted every way you could possible twist it. It was a no go. So I pulled it off and stepped into it. Ahhh that must be the trick to wearing them ! I got it everywhere it needed to be except my shoulders. 20 mins. Thats how long it took me to get it on. The fabric was twisted in my back and shoulders and I poked a hole in it. 20 mins. to get it on and 10 seconds to remove it. Im not wearing something that takes 2 men and a little boy to put on me. I looked and it hid nothing. Like I didnt even have it on !
Tell me again, Whats the point in these contraptions ?
um maybe would help with the infection since air could circulate
