Granny's gone and done it again

[Granny Hatchet]

I thought the eggs were for my friend and gave them to him . Then he said no one has eggs and I will buy all you get. Dont give them away . I asked are you selling them then ? He said one doz. for me the rest to sell. I said then I will charge you next time. double. LOL

 

[Granny Hatchet]

AND who ever is close enough to me to give me a smack

Nope, cause they gotta go through me.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Nope, cause they gotta go through me.

BUT I am usually to busy ducking to ask to see if they have a permission slip

 

[Granny Hatchet]

BUT I am usually to busy ducking to ask to see if they have a permission slip

well thats ok, you like it anyway.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I got a serama fart egg today. Stupid hen was sitting it.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

well thats ok, you like it anyway.

I find most people can run faster when mad then when laughing

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I got a serama fart egg today. Stupid hen was sitting it.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I should paint it purple and put it in some grapes. Can you imagine ? hahahaa

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I find most people can run faster when mad then when laughing

Thats a true fact. I was at a sisters house and Mom was telling ghost stories . One had her back to the door and I was bored. I got all big eyed and screamed and pointed behind her. Well, when she got up off the floor she come up swinging and I was laughing so hard I had to stand there and take a beating. I couldnt of run no matter how hard I tried.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

I should paint it purple and put it in some grapes. Can you imagine ? hahahaa

I triple dog dare you to do that

OR paint it black and add to a can of black olives